Thursday, April 23, 2009

Malia Obama disses Oprah as she and her sis Sasha sell lemonade to raise funds for their daddy's future campaign

I cracked up when I read that someone other than US designer Tommy Hilfiger can actually get under queen of talk Oprah's skin. And guess who it is now?
Malia Obama.
Only 10-years-old and little girl has ticked oprah off lol. 


First daughters Malia and Sasha Obama have opened a lemonade stand on the White House lawn near the visitors entrance. They are the first official residents to sell foodstuffs from the Executive Mansion since Amy Carter (the Bush twins buying beer from their secret service agents not counted).

Thus far, their after school enterprise has been a huge success. The girls have sold out of their product every day and are considering opening a second location across the street at the Washington monument (Malia would remain at the "home office location" and Sasha would work the new store).

The girls charge $1 for a twelve ounce glass of lemonade (ice is 25 cents extra). Persons wanting to pet Bo, the new White House dog, are charged $2 for thirty seconds of petting or ear scratching. If they want to have Bo lick them on the face, that is an extra $3.

When asked what they planned to do with the money, Malia said that "We gotta start saving the billions that the next campaign is gonna cost our Daddy cuz Oprah ain't payin' for that one cuz he didn't make her Vice President."

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That has got to be the cutest thing ever, as for Oprah taking it to heart, oh God she needs to lighten up a bitjie, she is only 50years younger than her, so it can't be a case of being bullied.

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